Cactus Legs
Cactus Legs is something any married or common law man will understand, but not necessarily enjoy. Cactus Legs refers to that disgusting feeling when you slide your hand down a woman’s legs when she...
View ArticleChad
I think that every guy out there who has gone to college or has regular drinking buddies, has had at least one “Chad” in their life. By definition, a Chad is one of those incredibly douchey guys who is...
View ArticleCleavage
Cleavage is a term that barely needs defining anymore, since most of us know what it is before we enter kindergarten. However, just in case we’ve got a few Mormon viewers on here today, I’ll define the...
View ArticleCold Jerky
Cold Jerky is the terrible process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit or chronic addiction. This can apply to both a male or female addict, so long as it refers to...
View ArticleCrazy/Hot Scale
The crazy/hot scale is the scale that determines if a girl is too crazy to date. This scale was invented by Barney Stinson during an episode of How I Met Your Mother. The way it works is that you can...
View ArticleCarbon Cockprint
A Carbon Cockprint is something that a lot of middle-aged men discuss on cottage weekends after too many divorces. In scientific terms, a carbon cockprint refers to the amount of CO2 and greenhouse...
View ArticleChicks Before Dicks
Chicks Before Dicks is a common phrase among sororities and female college dorms, and it is the equivalent to the male saying “Bros before Hoes.” Essentially, all it means is that when it comes to...
View ArticleCockbib
A Cockbib is a protective device used during sex that basically acts as a mudflap to the condom, and it can be extremely useful if you ever end up taking home a total Leanne, or some other...
View ArticleCockblocalypse
Cockblocalypse is something that every single man dreads, but chances are that each and every one of us will end up experiencing it on some tragic night at the bar. It could really happen to anyone,...
View ArticleCondomplate
Every once in a while men have an extremely difficult decision to make, and they are forced to Condomplate. It’s never an easy decision, but sometimes we have no choice. To Condomplate means to...
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